Attack of the Food Eroder -- or -- "The Ninja Nibbler of the Night"

With a food eroder, this cannot be known since -- if you do not actually hand-inspect every item in your larder -- you can never be sure of the quantity. What you can be sure of, I now know, is that a food eroder will guarantee you have less than you think.

Attack of the Food Eroder -- or -- "The Ninja Nibbler of the Night"
"Ah yes, this Broccoli Spam Cheese Whiz noodle cake should warm up nicely."